Former KGB Spy Poisoned
Alexander Litvinenko, a former Soviet spy and critic of Russian President Vladimir Putin, was hospitalized in London after being poisoned. What do you think?
“Leave it to the Bond marketing team to really up the ante for opening weekend.”
“Man. Every time a Russian starts to go bald and gaunt, he’s all, ‘I was poisoned!’”
“You can’t trust a Soviet spy. All those former KGB spooks are corrupt megalomaniacs—except, of course for Putin.”